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    "Wear the joke everyone in the mess already gets."

    Army vs Navy vs Airforce Rations Funny Military Comparison Poppy Longsleeve T-Shirt – Unisex

    Army vs Navy vs Airforce Rations Funny Military Comparison Poppy Longsleeve T-Shirt – Unisex

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    Show your service pride (and sense of humor) with this Classic Unisex Longsleeve T-Shirt, featuring a hilarious side-by-side comparison of Army, Navy, and Airforce rations, topped off with a Remembrance poppy design. Perfect for veterans, serving personnel, or anyone who loves a bit of inter-service banter.

    • Soft, breathable cotton blend for all-day comfort
    • Classic unisex fit, true to size
    • Full-length sleeves — great for cooler days or layering
    • Bold, high-quality print that won't fade or crack
    • Great gift for Army, Navy, or Airforce veterans and serving members
    • Ideal for Remembrance Day, ANZAC Day, or as a fun military-themed present

    A perfect blend of humor and tribute — wear it with pride.



    Size guide



      S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
    A) Length (cm) 71.1 73.7 76.2 78.7 81.3 83.8 86 89
    B) Width (cm) 91.4 101.6 111.8 122 132 142.2 152 162
    B) Half Chest (cm) 45.7 50.8 55.9 61 66 71.1 76 81
    C) Sleeve Length (cm) 82.6 86.4 90.2 94 97.8 97.8 99 100


      S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
    A) Length (inches) 28 29 30 31 32 33 33.9 35
    B) Width (inches) 36 40 44 48 52 56 59.8 63.8
    B) Half Chest (inches) 18 20 22 24 26 28 29.9 31.9
    C) Sleeve Length (inches) 32.5 34 35.5 37 38.5 38.5 39 39.4


    Care instructions

    Wash Machine wash warm (max 40C or 105F), wash garment inside out with similar colors
    Tumble Dry Low
    Bleach Only non-chlorine
    Dry Clean Do not dry clean
    Iron Do not iron

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