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"Wear the joke everyone in the mess already gets."

Army vs Navy vs Airforce Rations Funny Military Comparison Poppy Sweatshirt – Gildan 18000 Unisex Crewneck

Army vs Navy vs Airforce Rations Funny Military Comparison Poppy Sweatshirt – Gildan 18000 Unisex Crewneck

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  • Stay cosy while showing off your service pride (and a good sense of humor) with this Classic Unisex Crewneck Sweatshirt, featuring a hilarious side-by-side comparison of Army, Navy, and Airforce rations, finished with a Remembrance poppy design at the top. A great pick for veterans, serving personnel, or anyone who loves a bit of inter-service banter.

    • Gildan 18000 — heavyweight, soft cotton-blend fleece
    • Classic unisex crewneck fit, true to size
    • Ribbed cuffs and waistband for a snug, durable fit
    • Bold, high-quality print that won't fade or crack
    • Great gift for Army, Navy, or Airforce veterans and serving members
    • Perfect for Remembrance Day, ANZAC Day, or cooler-weather layering

    Comfort meets banter — a wardrobe staple with a story to tell.



Size guide



  S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
A) Length (cm) 69 71 74 76 79 81 83.8 86.3
B) Width (cm) 102 112 122 132 142 152 162.6 172.8
B) Half Chest (cm) 51 56 61 66 71 76 81.3 86.4
C) Sleeve Length (cm) 85 88 90 93 95 98 100.3 102.9


  S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
A) Length (inches) 27.2 28 29.1 29.9 31.1 31.9 33 34
B) Width (inches) 40.2 44.1 48 52 55.9 59.8 64 68
B) Half Chest (inches) 20.1 22 24 26 28 29.9 32 34
C) Sleeve Length (inches) 33.5 34.6 35.4 36.6 37.4 38.6 39.5 40.5


Care Instructions

General This sweatshirt is a versatile staple for any wardrobe, combining comfort with casual style.
Wash Machine washable in warm water with like colors.
Dry Tumble dry on medium setting.
Store Store in a cool, dry place away from direct sunlight.

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